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Dont marry with a computer programmer!

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Subject: dont marry a computer programmer!

Following is a piece of conversation of a husband who is an over enthusiastic software professional :

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn...
Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!...

Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.

Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use...

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot

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